Lauren
This fucking game. Lol.
Luis, Ronnie, Alex, Miranda and Rachel. “He’s loaded, so he drives a Bentley and a unicorn.” “He could see my tumblr and asked if I didn’t go out with him because he wasn’t black.” “That looks like a Houston toilet.” I’m done.
Edit: “You know how many friends I make fast?” Edit: “So you’re drinking four people?” Edit: “I’m drunk to fuck.”
| me: | hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime |
| crush: | no |
| me: | wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!! |
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
(Source: consultings, via littlepolishfairytale)
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
(via talklikeyoda)
